Injury arghhhhhhhh

And August had started so well too! I passed the last hurdle in my Army selection, the four-day Army Officer Selection Board, at the end of July. To celebrate i fell off my bike and separated my shoulder. Prognosis –…
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The English Lake District…what ho!!

Went to the Lakes. It was fucking roasting! Nearly died from heat-induced death stuff. Therefore the ticklist is somewhat shoddy. 2 routes in 5 days anybody?? Just could not be arsed. Went to a party with this man on the…
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KMFF….or whatever they’re calling themselves now

Went up to the Lakes the other weekend for the Nth Annual Kendal Mountain Film Festival. A chance to mingle with the best in the business both in climbing and film-making and catch up with mates from about the Kingdom.…
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Cowboy’s Wedding

Was up in the Lakes over the weekend weren’t i? The Cowboy and Helen were getting married up in Langdale and had requested my presence. Congratualtions guys!!! I obliged and thus am able to give an accurate account (minus booze…
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Mallorca-ca-ca-ca-ca

Went to Mallorca the other day. It’s alright. In case you don’t know i’m now trying out a new way of saying fan-frickin’-tastic and i’ve chosen ‘alright’ to express it. So yeah Mallorca DWS is ‘alright’. In fact, if possible,…
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