It’s been a while……

Yeah so the internet here is pretty shoddy, hence the mahoooooosive delay in anything that resembles written blogerature. I’ve been pretty busy, running about the fells like a dog with six dicks trying to climb as much as possible dodging the…
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Dark Horses No.3

My next ‘Dark Horse’ isn’t so much a ‘horse’ as a stallion! A man who pulls down so hard that his hair has fell out! A raw crushing machine running on the powder of trodden down baby bones and lion’s blood. Okay…
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Darks Horses No.1

Feeling a little ‘low’ and uninspired? Want to live vicariously through other, more talented people? Not as strong/bold/French as you’d like? Unable to pass urine without wincing? Brother’s. Sister’s. I feel your pain! If, like me, you want all of…
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Looooooooovely Lines….mmmmmm lovely

Lists are the order of the day for the forseeable future, they’re easy, quick, take up a lot of room (so you can kid yourself at your own productivity) and i’m lazy. Here’s a list, that again will be added to…
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America HATES Britain

Forget what you’ve heard about the ‘special relationship’ or the cheeky little fling between Bush and Blair or even the lover’s tiff currently occupying headlines involving Lord Obama Saviour of the Free World and Gordon Brown. The truth is a…
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